18th December, Derbyshire UK.
received anonymously via email:
“Santa says ‘fuck your traps!’
Some scum on a fancy estate decided to spend a long time building a massive and sturdy ladder trap. This trap had killed a lot of birds and was full of skeletons and no water to be seen. Despite the house lights being on in the distance we got to work. We spent ages cutting off most of the wire mesh then tipped it over and bashed and jumped and swayed it back and forth using our full bodyweight till the nasty massive thing crumbled.
The game keepers are on our naughty list. Don’t fuck with the wild.”