18th January, London UK.
Received anonymously via email:
“On the 18th January, some pixies took a trip to a ‘Vegan’ restaurant called Karamel in London. Unfortunately, their evening was ruined, when they discovered that the place was full of mouse traps! Seems like capitalism is more important than their morals? Anyways, the pixies decided to take as many as they could home for a good old smashing party! They incinerated the poison responsibly and made sure the traps were unusable!
Fuck Plant-based/vegan capitalism, get out there and dispose of this garbage!
Yours truly, ALF <3”